Cheating In Exams: A complete Reference

Its exam time. I am done with One while five more to come. Exams mean late sleepless nights, those anxious hours, phone calls inquiring about the progress of your mates, whatever be the answer you can be sure, they lie anyway. And finally preparing for the exams, few choose to sincerely study, while other prepare to cheat.
Preparing to cheat is not as easy as it seems,for sometimes it might be more tedious than learn stuff. This in fact is quite interesting, the ways and means usually the student community adopt to cheat.

TIPS AND SUGGESTIONS

The first prerequisite to qualify the nerves test, the braver and bolder,the better. And you even need to be deft liar,you will know later know why? Now you will have to carefully plan out a strategy, and more important thing never try to cheat on the first exam of a series, for you never know the kind of invigilating you have. Usually you have same seating arrangement for all the exams, so wait until you get a feel of the surroundings.

1. If your seating is next to the window even better, you can carry slips. For it is easy to get rid of them during an emergency check, just in case.
NOTE : This is quite risky,but remember never carry slips in you pockets. Just tuck them under your socks. If that is inconvenient you can always wear cargos, for they have multiple pockets and people hardly have patience to check all of them.

2. And for all those who carry Caliculators to exam hall, the complete flip side is open to take down what ever you want.
NOTE : Always write with a pencil, so that you can destroy the evidence of cheating just by rubbing it off with your palms in case of a fiasco. The advantage with this is medhod is pencil when written on dark colored plastic is visible only at some angles, so chances if getting caught are minimal.

3. Wear a full sleeve shirt, and write what ever you can on your fore arms and don’t let your fold up your sleeves, for you can cover what you wrote with it.
NOTE : This method is advisable for those who do not sweat profusely and have dark skin tone. And more over don’t use gel pens, they blot even on your skin. A ball point pen is perfect,but make sure what you write is legible and not dark. Don’t write so much on your fore arms, make it as brief as possible.

4.And do you know? you can even make notes on your hand kerchief, Always use a white one. Write up the stuff you need and fold it up inside.
NOTE : Just fold the kerchief initially and then write later strategically based on the way in which a kerchief opens up itself, to make it more convenient.

5. You can use digital aids, usually in the practical exams where you get to move here and there and hardly would any one be supervising. Just click all your circuit diagrams or any other formulae you need in a phone.The higher the pixel clarity the better.
NOTE : If you don’t have good phone cam, click the content with digital camera and load it to your phone. Make sure the content folder is password protected, if you get caught you can always give away the piece with confidence. This method is safe if you have non-geeky staff supervising you, cause they hardly understand technology.

6. You can also use a 30 GB iPOD. You can audio record and upload any essay answers which you think are important…you even store some formulae pics in it.
NOT E : Phone is preferred over iPOD. For girls you just let your hair loose, and plug in a small blue tooth device to your ear so that hair tresses cover em up. Just play the answer and keep writing.

7. Copying directly from your neighbours is always discouraged, for it being time consuming…How ever you can pass information via a carrier, just open up the pen and place a slip in sides and pass it on. Or pass the calculator or scales with some info on them.

SPECIAL NOTE:

->Cheaters Are encouraged to use their creativity as long as it is not stupid enough.

->If caught, first deny it. If he is hell bent, just beg for a pardon.

->Never show off attitude at the squad, once you get caught.

->Don’t act paranoid. Be as cool as possible.

->Get rid of slips and other written content as early as possible.

->Scribble everything on the last paper of the answer sheet right at the beginning of the exam. And erase all the things written on calculators, forearms etc as soon as you jotted them.

And now please add any other tips and tricks the list. Our students will be grateful for your invaluable suggestions.

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Have you ever cheated in an exam?
If YES, how?

If No, what do you think of cheating In exams?